AND I'M SINGLE!

So yesterday, I didn't want a boyfriend and now today I don't have a boyfriend.

Yay Me!!!

Okay, I know that's mean but I really wasn't happy and now I am.

Fest is tomorrow and I have no ticket to see Ludacris but I will be seeing the Cool Kids for the freeski. Hahaha.

My summer financial aid came but I don't think that it's enough to cover all of my summer learning. But it has to be because I don't want to go HOME!

Lainey thinks I am a tree and she wants to climb me but that is NOT okay.

Certain people with whom I used to associate with are beginning to get on my nerves. And their name is beginning to be a bad household term that describes a conniving demonic action. I really don't want to have to treat their life. #JustSayin

--And that's all she wrote

All the Single Ladies

Man o man I wish I could be singing this right now.

I wanna be a single lady but he liked it so he put a ring on it. #Fail

They weaves was on in this video and one of them is a tranny. #WorkBitch

Speaking of weave, I just got a new one. #FTW

But it sheds and is only half human. #DamnGina

It's hot outside now and bugs keep attacking me. #Ugh

Going to Boys Town tonight to party with the gays. #ThrowingShade

Peace & Love

I Hate You So Much Right Now!!!

SO life is stressing me out right now && me and my friends decided to make hate lists. This definitely made me feel a little better. My list goes a little something like this:

1. Musty Rogers
2. Drunk Lesbians
3. DePaul's Blue Demon Basketball Team
4. Guns
5. Raza
6. Facebook Relationships
7. Sensitive Boys
8. Weed Brownies
9. Feet
10. Lotion
11. Not Being Greek @ Greek Parties
12. Alcohol
13. Hot Ass Corcoran
14. Wet Ice Cream
15. Eye Glasses
16. The Color Orange
17. Tummy Aches
18. Asthma
    
19. Periods/Cramps
20. Nappy Hair
21. Thongs/Wedgies
22. Capris
23. Sunny Delight
24. Dressing in One Color
25. Dirty Clothes
26. Mixed Foods such as Stews/Soups/Chilli
27. Flat Feet
28. Rumors
29. Losing && Breaking Earrings
30. Spit
31. Droughts of All Kinds
32. Needing Weave
33. Attempting to Write Sounds
34. Coffee
35. Spelling w/o Spell Check
36. When people use the wrong word or say it wrong
37. Being Seen
38. Bugs
39. Outdoors
40. Nature
41. Dogs I don't know
42. Baby Slob/Spit Up
43. Toxic Farts
44. Stupid Big Girls
45. Being Poked
46. Being Touched High
47. Bacon
48. Large Amounts of Meat
49. LG Lotus
50. Scars
51. The Beach
52. Angry Teeth && Swamp Thing
53. Mixed Boys
54. Nad Creature
55. Gas