--When is Kanye going to drop a new album?

Like I am desperate to know. I really need some new Yeezy in my life. You know they say your attitude determines your latitude, so I'm fly as a mothaf**** high as a mothaf*****. We miss you Ye!

4/20 is over

So 4/20 is over, && I must say that I had one hell of a day. I never noticed how hard it is to function with the rest of society when you're high. It's incredibly difficult. I laughed at everything && I was unable to be touched. If you touched me I would flip out. It was fun but I do not recommend being around sober people or attempting to do normal things on 4/20.

My 4/20 quotes include:

"There is potatoes in my lung! I got potatoes on my insides and it doesn't feel good. It's in my lung!"

"I've never taken my clothes off this fast. It's like MAGIIICC!!"

"That's a fail on life. I am not the spelling be champ. I never claimed to be."

"It's so small in here && I'm so big in here!"

"Tell your phone to shut up so we can hear my phone!"

"Doh Not touch that Donut!"

Things I realized on 4/20:

--Potatoes are banished while high

--Quick Weaves save lives

--Old white men can bump Gucci Mane with bass in the trunk

--Trains feel like roller coasters when you close your eyes

--Courtney is a little monster out to get me

--Uncircumcised penises have turtlenecks

--I cannot text, making Walter very angry at me

4/20 was fun and interesting. Watch the video up top of me tweeking. Haha. Happy Holidays.

---Taylor Girl

Here's where I'm at. . .

So. . .

**I have come to the conclusion that I, Taylor Boyd, will be dropping my Political Systems class. I already hate history or anything related to it, and on top of that my teacher is blind. Yes. It is possible. The structure of the class is so unstable and I NEED structure. So I apologize professor but I have to go. I'm not a blindist.

**&& in other news. Who knew that having a boyfriend would be such a big deal. Granted the last relationship I had was mostly a lie && a fail on our parts. So now this new one is teaching me how relationship should go. My friends are schooling me on the do's and dont's. But anywho. I feel like I may be losing guys who I thought were friends over said boyfriend. =[ Why can't guys really mean it when they say that we're just friends? If we were just friends we could continue to be friends now that I have a boyfriend. Now he claims we can't hangout. I should have known. Oh well. I'm happy with my boy. =]



---Taylor Girl

New Album Release

Justin Nozuka is definitely a heartthrob. His debut album Holly was released in 2007 and everyone fell in love with his hit single "After Tonight". Although his album didn't do as well as it could have, he is definitely a talented musician. Be on the lookout for his new album titled You I Wind Land And Sea to be released on April 13th. I recommend this artist. He is truly talented.

Kim && Reggie Looking for Replacements

Is Kim getting a little greedy with the reality TV shows? Word in the city is that Kim is pitching a dating style game show to help her in her search for “Mr. Right”. I guess it’s getting a little lonely in her condo now that she and Reggie broke up. It has also been heard that Reggie is dating a video vixen. Hmmm. I am sure this is upsetting Ms. Kardashian. Dolicia Bryant is his new girl and she has had plenty experience with dating famous people. It has been said that she dated Kanye, Bow Wow, Jamie Foxx, and 50 other Black celebs. Damn girl slow it down. Well at least she’s pretty and her body is banging. NO BUTT PADS! Sorry Kim. Still love ya!

DePaul's New Head Coach

DePaul University welcomes their new head men's basketball coach Oliver Purnell. Purnell is set to take on the challenging job of turning around DePaul's suffering basketball program. Everyone is watching and hoping that he can in fact make this program much better than before. Go Blue Demons!